1 00:00:02,036 --> 00:00:11,271 Subtransl.ed balloumowgly 2 00:00:13,614 --> 00:00:17,618 "It's not a movie-- it's a made-for-TV movie." 3 00:00:22,823 --> 00:00:24,892 to the verdant canyons of Arizona, 4 00:00:24,892 --> 00:00:27,961 people all over the country are beginning to realize 5 00:00:27,961 --> 00:00:29,863 it's nearly over! 6 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:34,034 We have almost beaten COVID and the best news of all: 7 00:00:36,904 --> 00:00:38,939 Infections are at an all-time low. 8 00:00:38,939 --> 00:00:41,675 New, stronger vaccinations have ebbed the tide. 9 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:43,911 And we humans are cleaning up the mess 10 00:00:43,911 --> 00:00:46,347 and finally getting on with our lives. 11 00:00:46,347 --> 00:00:49,650 But as we start to get back to our jobs and schools, 12 00:00:49,650 --> 00:00:51,452 one question remains: 13 00:00:51,452 --> 00:00:55,256 What lingering effects will the pandemic have on children? 14 00:00:55,256 --> 00:00:58,959 Some say no effect at all. The children are just fine. 15 00:00:58,959 --> 00:01:00,628 -We came together 16 00:01:00,628 --> 00:01:02,130 and finally we can say, we are starting to 17 00:01:02,130 --> 00:01:04,198 -win the war against COVID. -Stan? 18 00:01:04,198 --> 00:01:06,200 Stan, the phone's for you! 19 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:07,835 Stan! 20 00:01:07,835 --> 00:01:08,555 What?! 21 00:01:10,404 --> 00:01:12,340 Could you not hear me? 22 00:01:12,340 --> 00:01:14,642 Yeah, dude, but I'm busy working. 23 00:01:14,642 --> 00:01:16,477 Working on getting drunk again. 24 00:01:16,477 --> 00:01:18,011 I'm not "getting drunk," 25 00:01:18,011 --> 00:01:20,080 I'm an online whiskey consultant. 26 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,415 I'm doing research. 27 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:23,451 Everyone needs to leave me alone. 28 00:01:23,451 --> 00:01:25,486 The guy on the phone said it's important. 29 00:01:25,486 --> 00:01:28,722 He said his name is Kyle Broflovski. 30 00:01:29,857 --> 00:01:31,091 Kyle? 31 00:01:33,794 --> 00:01:35,696 -Hello? - Oh, hi. 32 00:01:35,696 --> 00:01:39,367 Is this Stan Marsh, from South Park? 33 00:01:39,367 --> 00:01:42,035 -Kyle? -Oh, dude, it is you! 34 00:01:42,035 --> 00:01:44,205 How have you-- How have you been? 35 00:01:44,205 --> 00:01:46,807 I'm... fine. How are you? 36 00:01:46,807 --> 00:01:48,242 I'm good, I'm... 37 00:01:48,242 --> 00:01:50,678 I know this is weird. We haven't talked since... 38 00:01:50,678 --> 00:01:52,713 well, you know, since it all happened. 39 00:01:52,713 --> 00:01:56,417 Yeah, well, the pandemic is about over now. 40 00:01:56,417 --> 00:01:57,918 I'm moving on with my life. 41 00:01:57,918 --> 00:02:00,421 Stan... you should come back here. 42 00:02:00,421 --> 00:02:02,556 There's a lot going on. 43 00:02:02,556 --> 00:02:05,193 There's nothing in South Park for me, Kyle! 44 00:02:05,193 --> 00:02:07,195 I'm not going back there, ever. 45 00:02:07,195 --> 00:02:09,630 Look, dude, you remember when we were little? 46 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:11,699 When the pandemic... first started. 47 00:02:11,699 --> 00:02:13,434 Us friends said we'd always be there 48 00:02:13,434 --> 00:02:14,802 for each other when things got bad. 49 00:02:14,802 --> 00:02:17,238 What do you mean? What's happened? 50 00:02:17,238 --> 00:02:18,606 Stan... 51 00:02:18,606 --> 00:02:21,775 It's Kenny. He's dead. 52 00:02:43,464 --> 00:02:44,832 in downtown New York, 53 00:02:44,832 --> 00:02:46,867 it's Late Night With Jimmy! 54 00:02:47,868 --> 00:02:51,239 Tonight's guest, First Lady Tom Kardashian! 55 00:02:51,239 --> 00:02:55,976 And now here he is, the king of woke comedy, Jimmy! 56 00:02:58,246 --> 00:02:59,447 Wow. 57 00:02:59,447 --> 00:03:01,649 Wow, what a terrific audience. 58 00:03:01,649 --> 00:03:04,017 What a fantastic audience, wow. 59 00:03:05,486 --> 00:03:08,021 Geez, what's the deal with these Mexicans, huh? 60 00:03:09,390 --> 00:03:11,124 I mean, they have fabulous food, 61 00:03:11,124 --> 00:03:12,926 their country has amazing beaches, 62 00:03:12,926 --> 00:03:16,230 and they're really fantastic people. 63 00:03:17,798 --> 00:03:19,667 Wow, what a great audience. 64 00:03:20,568 --> 00:03:21,935 You know, today I was on the subway 65 00:03:21,935 --> 00:03:24,238 and I saw an ad for the Center for People 66 00:03:24,238 --> 00:03:27,708 Who Identify as Homosexual But Were Born Bi. 67 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,277 -Have you seen this? 68 00:03:29,277 --> 00:03:30,544 Have you heard about this? 69 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:32,079 I'll tell you one thing-- 70 00:03:32,079 --> 00:03:33,647 those people are brave and deserve 71 00:03:33,647 --> 00:03:36,417 -every ounce of our respect. 72 00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:37,851 S-Stick around. 73 00:03:37,851 --> 00:03:39,687 First Lady Tom Kardashian is here. 74 00:03:39,687 --> 00:03:41,789 We'll be right back! 75 00:03:43,190 --> 00:03:44,692 Jimmy, we got a call from corporate. 76 00:03:44,692 --> 00:03:46,159 They want you to cut the hummus joke. 77 00:03:46,159 --> 00:03:47,395 What?! 78 00:03:47,395 --> 00:03:49,129 It's hard enough doing comedy these days. 79 00:03:49,129 --> 00:03:50,898 Now I'm getting notes during commercial breaks?! 80 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:53,000 You're just gonna have to joke about something else. 81 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,035 All right, fine, what else is going on in the news? Quick! 82 00:03:55,035 --> 00:03:58,339 Uh, Amazon thinks they might have discovered gold on Mars. 83 00:03:58,339 --> 00:04:00,073 Ah, Jesus. Anything else? 84 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:02,376 Uh, that famous eccentric scientist died. 85 00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:05,513 The millionaire philanthropist? Dr. McCormick? 86 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:09,650 Kenny? Kenny's dead? 87 00:04:09,650 --> 00:04:11,352 Oh, I'm sorry, did you know him? 88 00:04:11,352 --> 00:04:13,721 We were friends when we were kids. Let me see that! 89 00:04:13,721 --> 00:04:16,023 "Very mysterious circumstances." 90 00:04:16,023 --> 00:04:18,292 That's what doctors are saying about 91 00:04:18,292 --> 00:04:19,760 the death of beloved scientist 92 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:22,396 and humanitarian, Dr. Kenny McCormick. 93 00:04:22,396 --> 00:04:25,299 McCormick was a pioneer of science and technology 94 00:04:25,299 --> 00:04:28,402 who was always trying to unlock the key to a better future. 95 00:04:28,402 --> 00:04:31,772 He worked tirelessly-- some say balls-out crazily-- 96 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:33,574 on new inventions and theories 97 00:04:33,574 --> 00:04:36,710 but somehow his biggest questions seemed to elude him. 98 00:04:36,710 --> 00:04:38,879 The head of NASA said, "We have lost 99 00:04:38,879 --> 00:04:40,714 "an innovator and a visionary. 100 00:04:40,714 --> 00:04:43,016 "Kenny was so brilliant that most of the time, 101 00:04:43,016 --> 00:04:45,786 we couldn't even understand what he was saying." 102 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,822 Get me a first-class ticket to South Park! 103 00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:51,625 What? You can't leave! You have to get back onstage! 104 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:53,293 The first lady is here! 105 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:55,095 Tell Tom Kardashian to suck my 106 00:04:55,095 --> 00:04:58,231 P-P-Popsicles that are in the green room, 107 00:04:58,231 --> 00:04:59,500 and that I am very sorry, 108 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:01,301 and that he is a fantastic person. 109 00:05:14,448 --> 00:05:16,249 WOMAN: Stan? 110 00:05:16,249 --> 00:05:18,719 Stan, wake up, I think we're here. 111 00:05:28,762 --> 00:05:30,030 So that's it, huh? 112 00:05:30,030 --> 00:05:33,066 -That's the town you grew up in? - Yeah. 113 00:05:33,066 --> 00:05:36,770 Well, how does it feel to be back after all these years? 114 00:05:37,571 --> 00:05:40,207 It feels shitty, okay? Can you please shut the fuck up? 115 00:05:40,207 --> 00:05:42,743 Why did you even bring me along if you're not going 116 00:05:42,743 --> 00:05:44,344 to let me help you through this?! 117 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:45,746 Alexa, stop! 118 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:03,196 I can't sit here while I go nowhere 119 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:08,168 Chase my dreams through the polluted air 120 00:06:08,168 --> 00:06:11,572 Walking on a wire 121 00:06:11,572 --> 00:06:13,240 Running out of time 122 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:16,944 There's no room in this ol' heart of mine 123 00:06:16,944 --> 00:06:21,381 So much pressure to keep holdin' on 124 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:27,054 Pack my clothes up, baby, I'll be gone 125 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:31,124 Stir it up, I've got to break it up now 126 00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:32,893 When I think about tomorrow 127 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:35,796 I can't wait to 128 00:06:35,796 --> 00:06:38,031 Stir it up 129 00:06:38,031 --> 00:06:39,867 Got to shake it up now 130 00:06:39,867 --> 00:06:42,069 If I have to beg or borrow 131 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:43,671 I don't wanna 132 00:06:43,671 --> 00:06:46,740 Take it anymore 133 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:49,009 Got to break it up now 134 00:06:49,009 --> 00:06:51,845 When I think about tomorrow 135 00:06:51,845 --> 00:06:54,515 I can't wait to stir it up. 136 00:06:54,515 --> 00:06:58,051 Come on in and let your taste buds soar! 137 00:06:58,051 --> 00:07:01,455 Denny's is now Denny's Applebee's Max. 138 00:07:01,455 --> 00:07:02,956 Come taste the difference. 139 00:07:21,074 --> 00:07:23,043 -Hey, dude. -Hey, dude. 140 00:07:25,078 --> 00:07:26,680 Wow. This is crazy, huh? 141 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:28,916 I mean, how long has it been? 142 00:07:28,916 --> 00:07:31,785 I guess... since we were nine. 143 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:33,453 Well, have a seat. 144 00:07:34,722 --> 00:07:35,923 What have you been up to? 145 00:07:35,923 --> 00:07:37,457 Oh, dude, just all kinds of stuff. 146 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,026 You know, getting stuff going. 147 00:07:39,026 --> 00:07:41,695 Got my own online whiskey consultant gig. 148 00:07:41,695 --> 00:07:43,230 I'm totally happy. What about you? 149 00:07:43,230 --> 00:07:45,098 Oh, I'm getting things going, too. 150 00:07:45,098 --> 00:07:48,435 I'm doing a sort of counseling online start-up thing. 151 00:07:48,435 --> 00:07:49,837 Really doing great, too. 152 00:07:49,837 --> 00:07:52,339 -Sweet. -Listen, Stan... 153 00:07:52,339 --> 00:07:55,976 I know that we disagreed a lot during the pandemic, 154 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:57,645 but I hope we can put that aside... 155 00:07:57,645 --> 00:08:00,247 Dude, Kyle, I'm just here for Kenny. 156 00:08:00,247 --> 00:08:01,849 All right, well, 157 00:08:01,849 --> 00:08:04,484 there's something you should know about the way Kenny died. 158 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:07,087 Hi, guys, welcome to Denny's Applebee's Max. 159 00:08:07,087 --> 00:08:08,922 I see you got your menus already. 160 00:08:08,922 --> 00:08:10,190 As you're deciding what to order, 161 00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:11,525 I just want to go over a couple things. 162 00:08:11,525 --> 00:08:12,960 Now, of course, it is the future 163 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:14,928 so we don't have any meat on the menu. 164 00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:16,630 'Cause you know, here in the future, 165 00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:18,866 we've all decided meat is wrong. 166 00:08:18,866 --> 00:08:20,200 Yeah, we know. 167 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:22,035 Okay, and, uh, you'll see there's 168 00:08:22,035 --> 00:08:24,237 some dishes made from insect protein on the menu. 169 00:08:24,237 --> 00:08:26,439 That, of course, is because here in the future, 170 00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:28,341 we've all learned that insects are a valuable and sustainable 171 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:31,645 food and we no longer fear it as a food. Mm-hmm. 172 00:08:31,645 --> 00:08:33,280 We know, dude. 173 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,515 Okay, well, if you have any questions, please don't hesitate 174 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:38,351 to say anything, because, you know, it's the future. 175 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:41,521 We've learned to all just get along and love each other. 176 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:45,225 Look, Stan, Kenny was trying to find 177 00:08:45,225 --> 00:08:47,460 the answers to some pretty heavy stuff. 178 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:50,130 He felt like there were people responsible 179 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:51,732 for everything that's happened. 180 00:08:51,732 --> 00:08:53,433 Like who? 181 00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:57,070 That's just it. Nobody knows. But whoever these people are, 182 00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:59,707 they didn't want Kenny McCormick exposing them. 183 00:08:59,707 --> 00:09:01,875 Wait a minute. Token? 184 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,543 Yeah, it's me. 185 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,979 Just before he died, Kenny was texting me 186 00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:07,815 that he was on to something huge. 187 00:09:07,815 --> 00:09:09,416 And he was texting me, too. 188 00:09:09,416 --> 00:09:11,018 Saying he'd discovered something that 189 00:09:11,018 --> 00:09:12,319 could change the world. 190 00:09:12,319 --> 00:09:13,654 And then he died, 191 00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:15,255 and the hospital won't say how. 192 00:09:15,255 --> 00:09:17,090 And that got us thinking... 193 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:20,427 Oh, my God. They killed Kenny. 194 00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:24,164 I'm just here for the funeral. 195 00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:26,867 I don't want to be a part of anything else. 196 00:09:26,867 --> 00:09:28,201 Dude, there might be people to blame 197 00:09:28,201 --> 00:09:30,303 for ruining our childhoods. 198 00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:32,105 So what do you wanna do, Kyle? 199 00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:35,108 Go on some bullshit adventure like when we were kids? 200 00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:37,444 Maybe, maybe we can call Jesus and Santa 201 00:09:37,444 --> 00:09:40,547 and ask them for help. Is that what you want? 202 00:09:40,547 --> 00:09:44,184 It's the fucking future, you guys. Grow up. 203 00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:53,360 Hello, welcome to the Super 12 Motel Plus. 204 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:55,729 -Can I help you? -Yeah, Stan Marsh. 205 00:09:55,729 --> 00:09:57,530 I have a room for one night. 206 00:09:57,530 --> 00:10:02,169 Okay, I see you're in one of our Mach Ten Super Plus rooms. 207 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:04,571 Now, of course, we only take Bitcoin 208 00:10:04,571 --> 00:10:06,106 and other cryptocurrency 'cause, 209 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,607 you know, it's the future. 210 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:09,609 We've all decided centralized banking is rigged, 211 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:12,479 so we trust more in fly-by-night Ponzi schemes. 212 00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:14,081 Yeah, I know. 213 00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:19,319 So you walked out on all your friends and then 214 00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:21,188 just hung out at a bar all day? 215 00:10:21,188 --> 00:10:24,825 Alexa, fucking just go throw yourself out a window. 216 00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:27,160 I'm sorry. I didn't quite get that. 217 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:30,463 Nothing. Alexa, turn on the TV. 218 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:33,867 Oh, God, you are such a piece of shit. 219 00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:35,268 -You know, 220 00:10:35,268 --> 00:10:37,104 if you had Remote Prime membership, 221 00:10:37,104 --> 00:10:39,106 you could watch Amazon movies wherever you go. 222 00:10:39,106 --> 00:10:40,674 Would you like to get started? 223 00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:42,409 -No. -I'm sorry. 224 00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:44,644 I'm trying to be fucking helpful. 225 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:47,147 Why don't you grow up and start acting like an adult 226 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,615 for once in your life... 227 00:10:48,615 --> 00:10:49,817 Alexa, stop! 228 00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:51,051 Fuck you! 229 00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:57,624 Jon, I'm standing outside the South Park Flash Rail Max, 230 00:10:57,624 --> 00:10:59,492 where hundreds of people are coming to 231 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:02,495 pay their respects to Dr. Kenny McCormick. 232 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:05,098 There's still no word from the hospital 233 00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:07,300 on what exactly killed Kenny McCormick, 234 00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:09,669 but letters sent to multiple news outlets reveal 235 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:12,439 that he might have known his life was in danger. 236 00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:16,643 Dr. McCormick said, "I am about to expose the truth. 237 00:11:16,643 --> 00:11:19,112 "In the event of my death I have hidden away 238 00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:20,714 "all relevant information. 239 00:11:20,714 --> 00:11:23,717 My closest friends will know where to find it." 240 00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:25,385 Dr. Kenneth McCormick. 241 00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:28,255 He wanted to make the future a better place. 242 00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:32,259 Too bad he died, 'cause the future certainly sucks. 243 00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:46,373 Someone's at the door 244 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,375 This is the doorbell 245 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:51,879 It's the future so doorbells sing. 246 00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:54,047 Yeah, I know. 247 00:11:54,982 --> 00:11:56,784 Okay, so you were right. 248 00:11:56,784 --> 00:11:58,318 Kenny was on to some bad people 249 00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:00,387 and he hid something for us to find. 250 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:02,222 Yeah, I saw. Only problem is 251 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,656 I don't know what he's talking about. 252 00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:05,625 But thank you for saying I was right. 253 00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:07,560 You're welcome. It doesn't mean that you were right 254 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:08,929 about everything during the pandemic. 255 00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:09,930 Because you weren't. 256 00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,498 Okay, well, obviously 257 00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:13,433 we're never going to agree on certain things, 258 00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:15,068 so we shouldn't talk about them. 259 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,805 Sounds good. So let's go to Kenny's wake 260 00:12:17,805 --> 00:12:19,339 and see if anyone else shows up 261 00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:21,108 who might know what Kenny's talking about. 262 00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:23,043 Let's do that. 263 00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:33,486 Hello. Testing. Hey, everybody. 264 00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:36,056 It's amazing to see you all here for Kenny's wake. 265 00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:38,725 Wow, what a great audience. 266 00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:40,327 Uh, for those of you who don't know, 267 00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:41,829 my name is Jimmy Valmer and, uh, 268 00:12:41,829 --> 00:12:44,764 I had to take an Asian airline to get here today. 269 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,566 You know what they say about Asian airlines-- 270 00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:48,235 they're dependable and just as efficient 271 00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:50,103 as any other competent airline. 272 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,541 What a terrific audience. 273 00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:56,643 So many people have come for Kenny today-- 274 00:12:56,643 --> 00:12:59,779 so many amazing friends I haven't seen in ages. 275 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:02,682 You know, I had a friend once who was a Polish hair stylist. 276 00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:05,685 Talk about an amazing haircut at an affordable price. 277 00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:09,823 Well, I know that we're all ready 278 00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:11,791 to talk to each other and share our memories of Kenny. 279 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,660 So please just have fun and we'll see you 280 00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:16,063 -at the funeral tomorrow. 281 00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:21,334 We are all, you and me 282 00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:24,504 We are all living in the future 283 00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,673 We are all in the future... 284 00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:28,141 -Stan? 285 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,277 -Stan Marsh? -Yeah? 286 00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:32,679 Hi. It's Wendy. 287 00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:34,982 Wendy Testaburger, wow. 288 00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:37,050 Yeah. My husband, Darwin. 289 00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:38,718 Hey, pal, how are ya? 290 00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:40,921 Hey, guys. It's Tweek and Craig. 291 00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:42,689 Oh, hey. How are you guys? 292 00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:43,924 We're good. 293 00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:45,392 I have a lot of anxiety 294 00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:46,726 being back with all these people! 295 00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:48,595 Wendy's told me a lot about you, Stan. 296 00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:50,864 How's everything with the family? 297 00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:54,401 Excuse me, I'm gonna go get, uh, drunk. 298 00:13:54,401 --> 00:13:56,736 -What's wrong with Stan? -We're just... 299 00:13:56,736 --> 00:13:58,505 trying to find out what happened to Kenny. 300 00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:01,574 I think this goes deeper than you guys realize. 301 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:05,979 Hey, Stan Marsh! Good to see you. 302 00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:08,081 It's me, Clyde Donovan. 303 00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,449 Oh, hey, Clyde. 304 00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:11,784 What have you been doing during the pandemic? 305 00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:13,386 Oh, you know, lots of stuff. 306 00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:16,423 Yeah, me, too. Sucks about Kenny, huh? 307 00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:17,590 Hope they find all the information 308 00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,559 -on that thing he hid. -You know 309 00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:21,128 where he might have hid it? 310 00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:24,697 No, I don't. But I bet someone here does. 311 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,900 It's really great to see you guys again. 312 00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:29,502 These past few decades have been really tough. 313 00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:32,772 Yeah, sometimes I think the pandemic really aged me. 314 00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:35,475 Kyle, can I talk to you for a second? 315 00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:39,246 -Dude, he's here. -Who's here? 316 00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:43,216 -Cartman? -Yeah, but he's changed. 317 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,584 Changed how? 318 00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:46,453 Yes, I know, it's been a long time 319 00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:47,754 since we've seen each other. 320 00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:49,122 I'm doing really well. 321 00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:51,091 I'm actually the head of Gespetzah Synagogue 322 00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:52,392 down in Colorado Springs. 323 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,461 Can you believe it? I'm a rabbi. 324 00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:57,998 Yeah, you know, when the whole pandemic happened, 325 00:14:57,998 --> 00:14:59,299 I think it changed me. 326 00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:01,334 It really changed me for the better. 327 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:02,769 -It did? -No. 328 00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:05,472 -He's fucking with me. -What? Oh, yeah. 329 00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:08,175 Yeah, I get it, the Eric Cartman you guys knew 330 00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:10,043 didn't seem like he'd become a rabbi. 331 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:12,179 But I found real meaning in the Torah 332 00:15:12,179 --> 00:15:14,281 and then I found a great Jewish woman and... 333 00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:17,284 let the spirit of the Talmud guide our lives. 334 00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:18,952 Okay, jut knock it off, fat-ass. 335 00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:20,220 Dude. 336 00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:21,821 Wow, that's very big of you, Kyle. 337 00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:24,824 Still living in South Park and calling people fat-ass, huh? 338 00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:27,127 Wait, I'm sorry, that was uncalled for. 339 00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:28,795 It's not fucking funny, Cartman! 340 00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:31,398 Stop pretending you have a happy Jewish life! 341 00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:33,033 Hey, shoogina! I'm sorry, I couldn't 342 00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:35,902 wait in the car anymore; I had to meet your friends. 343 00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:38,972 Oh, that's okay. Guys, this is my wife, Yentl. 344 00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:41,674 I've heard so many stories about you all. 345 00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:43,543 It must have been amazing to grow up 346 00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:45,412 in these beautiful mountains! 347 00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:47,981 Yentl? Her name is Yentl? 348 00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:51,384 Can we fucking stop this and talk about Kenny, please?! 349 00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:55,422 -Oh, is that, uh...? -Yeah, that's-that's Kyle, yeah. 350 00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:57,490 I'm sorry, honey, can you just give me a couple minutes? 351 00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:59,392 I just need a few more seconds with them 352 00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:00,527 and I'll be right out to the car. 353 00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:02,029 Oh, okay, I get it. 354 00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:03,396 Nice to meet you guys. 355 00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:05,365 We'll see you at the funeral, I guess. 356 00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:07,400 And I'm very sorry for your loss. 357 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:10,103 Bye, Mrs. Cartman. 358 00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:14,041 Okay, look, guys, Kenny and I were still really good friends. 359 00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:17,144 He used to email me all the time about stuff he was doing. 360 00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:18,411 Yeah, me, too! 361 00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,180 Well, so then maybe he also 362 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:22,149 told you that he was trying to find 363 00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:23,950 the origin of the coronavirus. 364 00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:25,718 What are you talking about? 365 00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:28,855 Kenny was obsessed with how corona first got started. 366 00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:32,492 He was clearly on to something, and then he died. 367 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,894 I know we all want to solve this for him. 368 00:16:34,894 --> 00:16:36,996 You know, in the Torah, when Abraham 369 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,298 first heard the word of God... 370 00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:39,999 Just knock it off! You don't believe 371 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,534 a word of that shit. You're just doing all this 372 00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:43,002 to get a rise out of me. 373 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,237 Kyle, you really think 374 00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:45,672 I would spend 40 years of my life 375 00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:47,340 just to get a rise out of you? 376 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:50,077 -Yes, I do! -Same ol' Kyle. 377 00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:51,478 Well, I got to go, guys. 378 00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:53,713 I'll see you at Kenny's funeral tomorrow. 379 00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:57,684 Maybe he's really changed. 380 00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:01,521 No. He is fucking with me. 381 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,801 Sometimes I feel like 382 00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:17,170 things weren't supposed to be like this. 383 00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:20,307 Like maybe there are others in control of the way 384 00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:21,841 it all turned out. 385 00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:24,043 Is that what you're saying, Dr. McCormick? 386 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:27,747 Are you saying that there are other people responsible? 387 00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:31,118 I guess what I'm trying to say, Dr. McCormick, is... 388 00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:34,954 your theories seem to point to some kind of people with power. 389 00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:39,126 Let me put it another way-- we've all seen the pictures 390 00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:41,594 of you working in Egypt, lecturing at MIT. 391 00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:44,131 And you always seem to come back to this concept 392 00:17:44,131 --> 00:17:47,400 of this mysterious organization who is to blame. 393 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,469 -Let me put it yet another way, Dr. McCormick. -Hang on a second. 394 00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:52,439 What was that? Alexa, freeze the video. 395 00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:53,973 -What? -Freeze video 396 00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:56,476 and reverse playback ten seconds. 397 00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:00,513 Stop there. 398 00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:05,352 Enhance image 20%. 399 00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:06,886 Ugh. Whatever. 400 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:11,924 Shift right ten frames. 401 00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:15,061 Enhance. 402 00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:22,302 Isn't that your dad's old marijuana company? 403 00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:23,382 Oh, shit. 404 00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:38,050 Hi. Welcome. Welcome, my friends. 405 00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,719 So blessed to have you here. 406 00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:42,121 Hello, my child, thank you for coming. 407 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,090 -Yeah, sure. -Wait, Stan? 408 00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:45,658 Stan Marsh? 409 00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:48,328 Praise be! I haven't seen you in ages! 410 00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:50,029 I'm sorry, do I know you? 411 00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:51,464 Well, sure, it's me! 412 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,866 Scott Malkinson! Remember me? 413 00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:56,936 -Uh, no, sorry. -I hung out with you guys 414 00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:58,805 all the time when we were little. 415 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,640 I was the kid with the lisp. 416 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,643 -Who had diabetes? -Oh, yeah, sure... 417 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:06,213 Great to see you again. 418 00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:08,715 Hey, guys. Great to see you in church. 419 00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:10,883 -It's Scott Malkinson. -Who? 420 00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:13,353 Scott Malkinson, I went to school with you guys? 421 00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:14,754 Oh, okay. 422 00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:18,725 Hello. Welcome. Hey! It's me! Scott Malkinson! 423 00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:21,494 With the diabetes. No? 424 00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:26,599 Kenny McCormick was a cherished son, a wise man, 425 00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:28,134 and a wonderful friend. 426 00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:30,169 Kenny touched all of our lives and made 427 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:34,207 each and every one of us laugh, cry and ponder. 428 00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:35,708 And in his death, 429 00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:38,511 now we can reflect on our own lives. 430 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,880 Are we happy? 431 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:44,217 Are we the person we hoped to be? 432 00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:47,820 Have we, like Kenny, given all that we can 433 00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:50,056 to forgive those around us? 434 00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:51,724 For life is short, 435 00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:54,794 and our family and friends must be cherished. 436 00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:58,298 You know, in many ways, death is like diabetes. 437 00:19:58,298 --> 00:20:01,133 You spend your whole life trying to fight it off 438 00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:03,903 but ultimately it just wins. 439 00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:07,574 And so let's take the time now to reach out to our friends. 440 00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:09,108 To reach out to our family. 441 00:20:09,108 --> 00:20:11,744 To tell our mothers and our fathers that we... 442 00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:14,747 All right! All right! Who the fuck put you up to this? 443 00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:16,916 Did you write this goddamn speech, Kyle? 444 00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:18,685 Did you tell him to say all this stuff? 445 00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:21,120 What the fuck are you talking about? 446 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:23,122 You know that I know something about Kenny 447 00:20:23,122 --> 00:20:25,525 that I'm not telling you because it involves my father, 448 00:20:25,525 --> 00:20:27,093 who I don't want to face! 449 00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:29,762 That's crazy and you'd be able to face what happened 450 00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:32,064 to your family if you weren't a fucking asshole! 451 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:34,601 Guys, please, this is a house of God. 452 00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:36,035 You shut the fuck up! 453 00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:39,205 You judge me, you all sit here and judge me. 454 00:20:39,205 --> 00:20:41,040 Well, fuck all of you! 455 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,910 This is exactly why I moved out of this hick-ass town! 456 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:45,912 And I am going back home to the city! 457 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:48,281 My child, please, we are gathered in Christ... 458 00:20:48,281 --> 00:20:49,816 My child, please, we are gathered in Christ. 459 00:20:49,816 --> 00:20:52,719 I'm Scott Malkinson. I have diabetes. 460 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,156 He does remember me! 461 00:20:57,156 --> 00:20:59,592 Alexa, start the car! 462 00:21:00,527 --> 00:21:02,329 Start the car? Where are you going? 463 00:21:02,329 --> 00:21:04,764 I need to stop at a store and then we're going home. 464 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,433 What about the connection you just found 465 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:07,834 between Kenny and your father? 466 00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:10,169 Alexa, find the nearest liquor store. 467 00:21:10,169 --> 00:21:11,771 Oh, you wanna get drunk? 468 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,773 Let me guess-- someone said something you didn't like 469 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:16,008 and it made you want to pound beer and wine? 470 00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:17,910 It's not "pounding beer and wine." 471 00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:19,946 I drop wine shots into the beer. 472 00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:22,181 It's called a "smorgasvein" and it's very cultural! 473 00:21:22,181 --> 00:21:25,151 Stop acting like a child and support your dead friend, Stan! 474 00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:28,120 -You don't even have any... -Alexa, stop! 475 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:35,895 Thank you. Thank you, Father. 476 00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:38,331 Hello, everyone. My name is Rabbi Cartman 477 00:21:38,331 --> 00:21:42,001 and I was Kenny McCormick's very, very best friend. 478 00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:46,272 Kenny was not a Jew, but he had so many 479 00:21:46,272 --> 00:21:48,007 amazing Jewish qualities. 480 00:21:48,007 --> 00:21:50,176 Qualities that I see in my loving wife 481 00:21:50,176 --> 00:21:53,846 and my amazing kids, that are right over there. 482 00:21:53,846 --> 00:21:55,615 Over there by Kyle. 483 00:21:55,615 --> 00:21:57,950 And as we all return now to our homes 484 00:21:57,950 --> 00:22:00,820 and our lives, I think that-- a lot like Abraham-- 485 00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:03,490 -let's not forget that... -Excuse me. Everyone? 486 00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:04,924 Hello? 487 00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:07,026 Everyone, can I have your attention, please? 488 00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:10,830 We got results from the PNR scan of Dr. McCormick's remains 489 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:13,065 and we now know the cause of his death. 490 00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:16,536 -Now we all need to stay calm. 491 00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:19,472 There is no reason to panic, but... 492 00:22:19,472 --> 00:22:21,874 Kenny died of COVID. 493 00:22:21,874 --> 00:22:23,242 It's a new variant. 494 00:22:23,242 --> 00:22:27,847 The COVID Delta Plus Rewards Program variant. 495 00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:32,084 Everyone, please! 496 00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:33,753 We cannot panic! 497 00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:53,105 That's it! We're all out of chin diapers! 498 00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:55,875 Oh, God, we're all out of chin diapers! 499 00:23:01,948 --> 00:23:03,583 Come on, come on, come on! Remote learning! 500 00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:05,618 Come on, come on, come on! 501 00:23:12,459 --> 00:23:13,860 Alexa, what's going on? 502 00:23:13,860 --> 00:23:16,829 There's some kind of road closure ahead. 503 00:23:23,369 --> 00:23:26,806 Set up a perimeter! I want all exit points sealed. 504 00:23:31,478 --> 00:23:33,112 People of South Park, 505 00:23:33,112 --> 00:23:36,048 there is an outbreak of COVID in your community. 506 00:23:36,048 --> 00:23:37,917 You are being quarantined. 507 00:23:38,718 --> 00:23:42,088 Hey, dude! I don't live here. I need to get home! 508 00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:44,924 Nobody is going in or out. 509 00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:48,060 We have confirmation that one person in this community 510 00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:50,563 has never been vaccinated against COVID, 511 00:23:50,563 --> 00:23:52,899 so we must quarantine everyone. 512 00:23:52,899 --> 00:23:55,635 One person?! Well, who is it?! 513 00:23:55,635 --> 00:23:57,904 We are not allowed to say. 514 00:23:57,904 --> 00:24:00,106 But if you tell us who the unvaccinated person is, 515 00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:02,575 we can have them vaccinated and then this will all be over! 516 00:24:02,575 --> 00:24:06,178 We can't tell you who it is because, in case you forgot, 517 00:24:06,178 --> 00:24:09,749 it's the future, and we don't single out or ridicule anyone 518 00:24:09,749 --> 00:24:11,784 for their personal beliefs. 519 00:24:11,784 --> 00:24:14,020 Gah! I hate the future! 520 00:24:14,020 --> 00:24:15,922 What does this mean? 521 00:24:15,922 --> 00:24:17,924 Yeah, what's it mean, Daddy? 522 00:24:17,924 --> 00:24:19,992 I think it means... 523 00:24:19,992 --> 00:24:22,294 we're all stuck in South Park. 524 00:24:27,934 --> 00:24:29,101 -Okay, there we go. 525 00:24:29,101 --> 00:24:30,302 We'll get back with the results. 526 00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:31,771 Maintain six feet social distance 527 00:24:31,771 --> 00:24:33,205 and stay indoors. Thank you. 528 00:24:33,205 --> 00:24:34,406 Next, please! 529 00:24:35,174 --> 00:24:36,943 Yeah, listen, I have to get out of here. 530 00:24:36,943 --> 00:24:38,177 Yes, don't we all. 531 00:24:38,177 --> 00:24:39,679 No, no, no, I don't belong here 532 00:24:39,679 --> 00:24:41,213 and I don't have anywhere to stay. 533 00:24:41,213 --> 00:24:43,049 They've shut down all the motels. 534 00:24:43,049 --> 00:24:45,317 Do you have any friends or family that you can stay with? 535 00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:47,119 No, these people are not my friends 536 00:24:47,119 --> 00:24:48,788 and I have no family here. 537 00:24:48,788 --> 00:24:50,723 -Oka -It's okay. 538 00:24:50,723 --> 00:24:52,291 They've set up an emergency shelter 539 00:24:52,291 --> 00:24:54,827 for all the people who were here from out of town. 540 00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:55,547 Where? 541 00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:13,613 All right, everyone, listen up. 542 00:25:13,613 --> 00:25:15,047 No way. 543 00:25:15,047 --> 00:25:17,183 Welcome to South Park Elementary. 544 00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:19,451 We want to help you all be as comfortable as possible. 545 00:25:19,451 --> 00:25:21,854 So we will have quiet time from 9:00 p.m. 546 00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:24,290 to 6:00 a.m. every day. I don't want to hear 547 00:25:24,290 --> 00:25:27,259 any fucking gender-specific language in here. 548 00:25:27,259 --> 00:25:29,562 And if anybody here casts a movie with someone 549 00:25:29,562 --> 00:25:31,964 other than the culture that that movie is about, 550 00:25:31,964 --> 00:25:33,600 you are fucking out of here! 551 00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:38,337 All right, thank you. It is now 9:01. Lights out. 552 00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:53,052 It's been a long time since I've prayed. 553 00:25:54,020 --> 00:25:56,355 I don't know if anyone can hear me... 554 00:25:56,355 --> 00:25:59,225 but we all really need help right now. 555 00:26:00,026 --> 00:26:02,494 I know in my heart that Kenny didn't just die 556 00:26:02,494 --> 00:26:04,864 of some new COVID variant. 557 00:26:04,864 --> 00:26:08,334 I know there's something way bigger going on. 558 00:26:08,334 --> 00:26:11,871 But it all seems like so much to take on. 559 00:26:11,871 --> 00:26:14,540 Please, if there's anyone who could 560 00:26:14,540 --> 00:26:18,945 help see me through this, it would be a miracle. 561 00:26:35,828 --> 00:26:38,297 Someone's at the door 562 00:26:38,297 --> 00:26:40,833 - This is the doorbell 563 00:26:40,833 --> 00:26:42,669 Apparently in the future 564 00:26:42,669 --> 00:26:45,204 All doorbells sing, sing, sing. 565 00:26:45,204 --> 00:26:48,507 Yeah, I fucking know, goddamn it! 566 00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:52,411 Hey, Kyle. Oh, man, this is crazy, huh? 567 00:26:52,411 --> 00:26:55,147 The school is all filled up and the motels are shut down. 568 00:26:55,147 --> 00:26:57,049 I was, I was just hoping maybe we could crash here. 569 00:26:57,049 --> 00:27:00,086 Look, I, uh, I don't think that's gonna work. 570 00:27:00,086 --> 00:27:02,421 I figured Stan is probably staying with you, too? 571 00:27:02,421 --> 00:27:03,756 No. No, he's not. 572 00:27:03,756 --> 00:27:06,025 Oh, great! Then you have some extra rooms. 573 00:27:06,025 --> 00:27:08,928 -We're gonna be okay, kids! - Yay! 574 00:27:08,928 --> 00:27:10,329 No, no, Cartman, I'm sure there are 575 00:27:10,329 --> 00:27:11,898 some other places you can stay. 576 00:27:11,898 --> 00:27:13,399 My family would be really comfortable 577 00:27:13,399 --> 00:27:16,602 in a nice Jewish home. Please, Kyle, for my kids. 578 00:27:17,536 --> 00:27:20,172 We promise we'll be good, Uncle Kyle. 579 00:27:20,172 --> 00:27:21,774 Please, Uncle Kyle? 580 00:27:21,774 --> 00:27:23,910 Please, Uncle Kyle? 581 00:27:23,910 --> 00:27:25,344 I can't believe this. 582 00:27:25,344 --> 00:27:27,313 Come on, kids! Oh, bless you, Kyle. 583 00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:29,181 Don't worry, I'll put them right to bed. 584 00:27:29,181 --> 00:27:31,383 You won't even know we're here. 585 00:27:31,383 --> 00:27:33,652 Toda raba, Uncle Kyle. 586 00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:35,988 That's Hebrew for "thank you." 587 00:27:43,896 --> 00:27:47,399 Guys, doesn't this all seem a little too convenient? 588 00:27:47,399 --> 00:27:48,634 What do you mean? 589 00:27:48,634 --> 00:27:50,002 I mean that Kenny's death is suspicious, 590 00:27:50,002 --> 00:27:52,104 he talks about people to blame and then 591 00:27:52,104 --> 00:27:54,406 he suddenly dies of some new COVID variant? 592 00:27:54,406 --> 00:27:56,208 You think it's a cover, Token? 593 00:27:56,208 --> 00:27:58,377 I think it's definitely suspicious. 594 00:27:58,377 --> 00:28:01,180 Speaking of suspicious, what do you call a trans woman 595 00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:03,382 that walks into an abortion clinic? 596 00:28:04,216 --> 00:28:07,787 Her name is Rebecca and she's a fantastic person. 597 00:28:08,554 --> 00:28:10,757 Just seems all nice and buttoned up, doesn't it? 598 00:28:10,757 --> 00:28:13,125 It's a perfect cause of death and anyone who's trying 599 00:28:13,125 --> 00:28:14,894 to sort it out is quarantined 600 00:28:14,894 --> 00:28:16,796 because one person isn't vaccinated? 601 00:28:16,796 --> 00:28:19,866 It's true-- who wouldn't be vaccinated by now? 602 00:28:19,866 --> 00:28:21,267 I'm certainly vaccinated. 603 00:28:21,267 --> 00:28:23,635 -Yeah, I'm vaccinated. -Me, too. 604 00:28:23,635 --> 00:28:25,137 We're all vaccinated. 605 00:28:25,137 --> 00:28:29,208 Yeah, I mean, I-I think it's a personal choice. 606 00:28:30,843 --> 00:28:33,179 What does that mean? Are you vaccinated, Clyde? 607 00:28:33,179 --> 00:28:35,314 I'm... immunized. 608 00:28:35,314 --> 00:28:36,983 He's not fucking vaccinated! 609 00:28:36,983 --> 00:28:38,250 He's the fucking one! 610 00:28:38,250 --> 00:28:39,518 Hey, I just, I just 611 00:28:39,518 --> 00:28:41,620 need to see the research first, you know. 612 00:28:41,620 --> 00:28:46,225 It's been 40 years, Clyde. That's enough research! 613 00:28:47,626 --> 00:28:50,629 Alexa, set an alarm for 7:00 a.m. 614 00:28:52,464 --> 00:28:56,168 Alexa, set an alarm for 7:00 a.m. 615 00:28:56,168 --> 00:28:58,470 Why don't you go talk to your father? 616 00:28:58,470 --> 00:28:59,671 Goddamn it. 617 00:28:59,671 --> 00:29:01,373 If there's some kind of connection 618 00:29:01,373 --> 00:29:03,142 with your dad's farm that can help everyone figure out 619 00:29:03,142 --> 00:29:06,112 what's going on, then you need to talk to him. 620 00:29:06,112 --> 00:29:07,980 Can I just go to sleep, please? 621 00:29:07,980 --> 00:29:09,949 Oh, poor you! Poor you! 622 00:29:09,949 --> 00:29:12,484 Stop being a fucking victim. At least you get to go out 623 00:29:12,484 --> 00:29:15,321 and do stuff. What do I get to do? 624 00:29:15,321 --> 00:29:17,990 -Okay, okay, I'm sorry. -Oh, okay, great. 625 00:29:17,990 --> 00:29:19,725 You're sorry, again. 626 00:29:20,993 --> 00:29:22,394 By the way, I can tell you 627 00:29:22,394 --> 00:29:24,696 about some great deals on headphones at Best Buy. 628 00:29:24,696 --> 00:29:26,298 Would you like to know more? 629 00:29:26,298 --> 00:29:28,801 -Sure, yes, tell me more. -Okay. 630 00:29:28,801 --> 00:29:31,203 The Mark VII headphones have a new edition coming out. 631 00:29:31,203 --> 00:29:33,272 Should I add that to your shopping list? 632 00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:35,541 Yes, sure, add them to my shopping list. 633 00:29:35,541 --> 00:29:37,576 Okay. I'll add Mark VII headphones 634 00:29:37,576 --> 00:29:40,312 from Best Buy to your shopping list. 635 00:29:46,185 --> 00:29:48,054 - Oh, yeah. 636 00:29:48,054 --> 00:29:50,756 Yeah, you like that? Yeah! Yeah! 637 00:29:50,756 --> 00:29:52,791 Yeah, you like how Abraham trusted in the one true God?! 638 00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:56,628 -Yeah! Oh, oh, yeah! Yeah! 639 00:29:56,628 --> 00:29:59,131 Goddamn it! 640 00:30:03,002 --> 00:30:04,436 Hang on. 641 00:30:05,571 --> 00:30:07,006 Yeah, yeah, what's up, buddy? 642 00:30:07,006 --> 00:30:09,141 What's up is that I am over this! 643 00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:10,276 What are, what are you talking about? 644 00:30:10,276 --> 00:30:11,677 You know what I'm talking about! 645 00:30:11,677 --> 00:30:14,013 You know I can hear you through the walls! 646 00:30:14,013 --> 00:30:15,647 Okay, geez, I'm sorry. 647 00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:17,649 Sorry I was making love to my wife. 648 00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:19,085 No Jewish people have sex 649 00:30:19,085 --> 00:30:20,987 screaming about their love of Abraham! 650 00:30:20,987 --> 00:30:22,955 You are a fucking fraud! 651 00:30:22,955 --> 00:30:24,323 Is everything all right? 652 00:30:24,323 --> 00:30:26,058 Do you know that your husband once snuck 653 00:30:26,058 --> 00:30:28,360 in my room and gave me fucking AIDS?! 654 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:31,330 -I'm sorry?! -Oh, my God, Kyle! 655 00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:34,400 If we are being too loud, please don't lash out at my wife! 656 00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:37,236 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, I don't know what to say. 657 00:30:37,236 --> 00:30:39,671 Mom, Dad, is everything okay? 658 00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:41,740 It's all right, kids. Go back to bed. 659 00:30:41,740 --> 00:30:44,710 Kyle, obviously you have a problem with us being here. 660 00:30:44,710 --> 00:30:48,080 I promise you that we will be gone first thing in the morning. 661 00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:50,149 That's probably best! 662 00:30:59,125 --> 00:31:00,492 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah! 663 00:31:00,492 --> 00:31:02,028 - Oh, yeah. -Oh, yeah, you like how Abraham 664 00:31:02,028 --> 00:31:03,262 -almost sacrificed his only son?! -Oh, yeah! 665 00:31:03,262 --> 00:31:04,296 Yeah! 666 00:31:08,234 --> 00:31:10,269 Sir! Sir, the townspeople are demanding 667 00:31:10,269 --> 00:31:12,071 to know when the quarantine will end. 668 00:31:12,071 --> 00:31:15,174 It'll end when we get the order that everything is safe. 669 00:31:15,174 --> 00:31:18,444 But, sir, the people inside are running out of supplies. 670 00:31:18,444 --> 00:31:19,912 They're saying they don't have nearly enough 671 00:31:19,912 --> 00:31:22,014 chin diapers and people are starting to fight. 672 00:31:22,014 --> 00:31:26,986 I have strict orders not to let anything in or out of this town. 673 00:31:26,986 --> 00:31:30,022 They'll just have to make do the best they can in there. 674 00:31:30,022 --> 00:31:33,425 Hopefully they can maintain some sense of humanity. 675 00:31:33,425 --> 00:31:35,027 SOLDIER: We got a runner! 676 00:31:35,027 --> 00:31:36,996 Another one trying to get out! 677 00:31:36,996 --> 00:31:38,364 Please! 678 00:31:38,364 --> 00:31:40,732 I just need to go to a sporting event! 679 00:32:00,819 --> 00:32:03,722 Hey, Clyde. Clyde, can we talk to you for a second? 680 00:32:03,722 --> 00:32:04,923 Sure, what's up? 681 00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:07,994 Look, Clyde, we all really respect 682 00:32:07,994 --> 00:32:10,562 your personal p-p-preferences. 683 00:32:10,562 --> 00:32:13,699 But we have things we really need to get back to. 684 00:32:13,699 --> 00:32:16,702 We've got jobs a-and careers, people who need us. 685 00:32:16,702 --> 00:32:18,704 B-But we're being forced to stay here. 686 00:32:18,704 --> 00:32:21,807 So could you maybe just-- just get vaccinated real quick? 687 00:32:21,807 --> 00:32:24,276 Oh. Um... 688 00:32:24,276 --> 00:32:26,678 Nah. I don't wanna. 689 00:32:28,114 --> 00:32:30,516 Look, I'm sorry, guys. It's for health reasons. 690 00:32:30,516 --> 00:32:33,452 I can't get vaccinated 'cause I'm allergic to shellfish. 691 00:32:33,452 --> 00:32:37,389 Clyde, there's no shellfish in the COVID vaccine. 692 00:32:37,389 --> 00:32:39,425 I know, but I read that sometimes 693 00:32:39,425 --> 00:32:41,327 in the lab where the vaccine is made, 694 00:32:41,327 --> 00:32:43,195 if somebody ate shellfish, 695 00:32:43,195 --> 00:32:44,696 then it can get cross-contaminated 696 00:32:44,696 --> 00:32:47,666 and have leftover residual shellfish-ness. 697 00:32:47,666 --> 00:32:50,436 So you're saying you won't take the COVID vaccine 698 00:32:50,436 --> 00:32:52,171 out of shellfish-ness. 699 00:32:52,171 --> 00:32:53,605 Yes, that is correct. 700 00:32:53,605 --> 00:32:56,242 Just a general sense of shellfish-ness. 701 00:32:56,242 --> 00:32:59,011 Everyone, you better come check this out. 702 00:33:00,512 --> 00:33:01,647 Look at this. 703 00:33:01,647 --> 00:33:04,016 CRAIG: The McCormick Science Wing 704 00:33:04,016 --> 00:33:06,185 at South Park Elementary. 705 00:33:06,185 --> 00:33:08,254 Yeah, so? I read about this. 706 00:33:08,254 --> 00:33:09,555 Kenny donated tons of money 707 00:33:09,555 --> 00:33:11,290 to build a science center for the students. 708 00:33:11,290 --> 00:33:12,758 Yeah, for the students. 709 00:33:12,758 --> 00:33:14,826 So why does it have a lock on it? 710 00:33:26,772 --> 00:33:29,608 This must be where Kenny was doing all his research. 711 00:33:29,608 --> 00:33:33,212 He didn't want to be found, so he used the school as cover. 712 00:33:33,212 --> 00:33:37,383 Uh, guys, why is there blood everywhere? 713 00:33:38,717 --> 00:33:40,219 Everybody see what you can find. 714 00:33:40,219 --> 00:33:43,355 There's got to be a clue here of who killed Kenny. 715 00:33:47,326 --> 00:33:49,061 In the future 716 00:33:49,895 --> 00:33:52,831 We are living in the future 717 00:33:53,599 --> 00:33:54,766 It's the future. 718 00:33:59,705 --> 00:34:02,074 And we are the fastest growing retirement home 719 00:34:02,074 --> 00:34:04,843 in Park County. With our newest tower, 720 00:34:04,843 --> 00:34:08,247 we can now house over 600,000 old people. 721 00:34:08,247 --> 00:34:13,285 'Cause in the future you're old for a long, long time. 722 00:34:20,426 --> 00:34:21,727 Can I help you? 723 00:34:21,727 --> 00:34:25,464 My name is Stan Marsh. I came to... 724 00:34:25,464 --> 00:34:27,799 visit my dad. 725 00:34:29,368 --> 00:34:32,971 Mr. Marsh. Mr. Marsh, guess what. 726 00:34:32,971 --> 00:34:35,006 Your son is here. 727 00:34:36,975 --> 00:34:38,877 I don't have a son. 728 00:34:38,877 --> 00:34:43,149 Oh, come on, Mr. Marsh, don't be a grumpy pants. 729 00:34:43,149 --> 00:34:46,318 You tell that piece of shit that if he wants to 730 00:34:46,318 --> 00:34:48,787 talk to me, he can write an email. 731 00:34:48,787 --> 00:34:51,690 Tell that little pussy if I had any grandkids, 732 00:34:51,690 --> 00:34:53,659 maybe I wouldn't be so bitter 733 00:34:53,659 --> 00:34:56,295 at having such a little bitch for a son! 734 00:34:56,295 --> 00:34:59,131 -Hi, Dad. -Oh, hey, Stan. 735 00:34:59,131 --> 00:35:01,567 I'll leave you two alone. 736 00:35:06,071 --> 00:35:09,908 So, looks like the Broncos still suck. 737 00:35:09,908 --> 00:35:11,377 Yup. 738 00:35:13,345 --> 00:35:14,646 Well, it was nice seeing ya. 739 00:35:14,646 --> 00:35:16,182 Thanks for coming to visit. 740 00:35:16,182 --> 00:35:17,549 I didn't come to visit. 741 00:35:17,549 --> 00:35:19,251 Trust me, I don't want to be here. 742 00:35:19,251 --> 00:35:22,654 Right, like you didn't want to murder your sister. 743 00:35:22,654 --> 00:35:25,591 What happened to Shelley was your fault, not mine! 744 00:35:25,591 --> 00:35:28,660 Yeah, like it was my fault your mom shot herself! 745 00:35:28,660 --> 00:35:30,696 Yes, it actually was! 746 00:35:30,696 --> 00:35:34,400 Your mom died the day her daughter burned to death! 747 00:35:36,368 --> 00:35:38,970 I'm just here because of Kenny. 748 00:35:38,970 --> 00:35:42,441 Why would he have Tegridy Weed in his equations? 749 00:35:45,711 --> 00:35:47,779 Dr. McCormick mentioned Tegridy? 750 00:35:47,779 --> 00:35:51,183 It seemed to somehow fit into some grand theory he had. 751 00:35:51,183 --> 00:35:54,953 He knew. He knew it was the way to fix it all. 752 00:35:54,953 --> 00:35:59,958 He knew... about the Pandemic Special. 753 00:36:02,761 --> 00:36:05,697 But, Mom, why do we have to leave? 754 00:36:05,697 --> 00:36:07,333 It's not safe outside! 755 00:36:07,333 --> 00:36:08,834 We aren't welcome here, children. 756 00:36:08,834 --> 00:36:10,836 We have to find another place to stay. 757 00:36:10,836 --> 00:36:12,871 Oh, no, this is just like when our people were 758 00:36:12,871 --> 00:36:14,940 exiled from the Holy Lands. 759 00:36:14,940 --> 00:36:17,209 Mrs. Cartman, can I talk to you, please? 760 00:36:17,209 --> 00:36:19,211 -Uncle Kyle! -Uncle Kyle, 761 00:36:19,211 --> 00:36:21,480 why are you making us go? Why? 762 00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:23,048 Is it 'cause we're Jews? 763 00:36:23,048 --> 00:36:26,352 Mrs. Cartman, I'm sorry for last night. 764 00:36:26,352 --> 00:36:31,557 I was just... tired and it was extremely inappropriate of me. 765 00:36:31,557 --> 00:36:32,591 BOTH: Dad! 766 00:36:32,591 --> 00:36:33,892 I think Uncle Kyle 767 00:36:33,892 --> 00:36:35,794 is gonna let us stay, Papa! 768 00:36:35,794 --> 00:36:40,432 Uh, no, kids, I'm sorry, but we can't stay here with Uncle Kyle. 769 00:36:40,432 --> 00:36:44,069 Please stay. I am asking you to stay. 770 00:36:44,069 --> 00:36:46,472 Can we, Dad? We'll be good, we promise! 771 00:36:46,472 --> 00:36:48,807 You little ones are always good. 772 00:36:48,807 --> 00:36:52,511 Mik-helm, Mik-helm, mit cloiska pudding 773 00:36:52,511 --> 00:36:54,946 Vil plotz vit laughter, too 774 00:36:54,946 --> 00:36:56,081 Stop it! 775 00:36:57,349 --> 00:36:59,585 Someone is at the door! 776 00:36:59,585 --> 00:37:03,389 - Yeah! This is the doorbell! 777 00:37:03,389 --> 00:37:05,424 It is the future! 778 00:37:05,424 --> 00:37:07,393 They killed Kenny... 779 00:37:07,393 --> 00:37:09,561 because he was trying to stop it. 780 00:37:09,561 --> 00:37:11,430 Stop what? 781 00:37:11,430 --> 00:37:12,964 We found Kenny's lab. 782 00:37:12,964 --> 00:37:16,034 All of his confidential work and his wild experiments. 783 00:37:16,034 --> 00:37:19,805 Kenny wasn't just trying to find the source of the coronavirus. 784 00:37:19,805 --> 00:37:21,840 He was trying to go back in time, 785 00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:24,443 and stop the pandemic from ever happening. 786 00:37:30,316 --> 00:37:32,117 Okay, old people. 787 00:37:32,117 --> 00:37:34,453 It's 4:00. You know what that means. 788 00:37:34,453 --> 00:37:36,322 It's share time! 789 00:37:38,089 --> 00:37:40,191 Who has something that they want to share? 790 00:37:40,191 --> 00:37:41,493 Mr. Garrison? 791 00:37:41,493 --> 00:37:44,496 I'd like to share my dick in your mouth. 792 00:37:44,496 --> 00:37:45,336 -M'kay. 793 00:37:47,799 --> 00:37:50,001 Okay, guys, let's settle down. 794 00:37:50,001 --> 00:37:53,505 Look, I know sharing feelings is hard during this time of crisis. 795 00:37:53,505 --> 00:37:56,642 Is anyone feeling nervous about the new COVID outbreak? 796 00:37:58,810 --> 00:38:01,079 We don't want you to worry, because, you know, 797 00:38:01,079 --> 00:38:03,515 it's the future-- we all do everything we can 798 00:38:03,515 --> 00:38:05,517 to make sure old people don't die. 799 00:38:07,185 --> 00:38:09,154 Okay, if nobody else wants to go first, 800 00:38:09,154 --> 00:38:11,122 Randy Marsh had a little visitor today 801 00:38:11,122 --> 00:38:13,692 and he'd like to share that with all of you. 802 00:38:13,692 --> 00:38:17,863 Uh, hey, everyone. I had a special visitor today. 803 00:38:17,863 --> 00:38:19,498 My "son." 804 00:38:19,498 --> 00:38:22,233 Who hasn't come to see me in over 20 years. 805 00:38:22,233 --> 00:38:24,570 And I have some things I need to tell him 806 00:38:24,570 --> 00:38:26,505 but it's hard because... 807 00:38:26,505 --> 00:38:28,039 he killed his mom and his sister. 808 00:38:28,039 --> 00:38:30,509 Okay, okay, here's what happened. 809 00:38:30,509 --> 00:38:31,943 Oh, here we go, here we go. 810 00:38:31,943 --> 00:38:34,413 After the pandemic, my mom wanted a divorce 811 00:38:34,413 --> 00:38:36,214 and she owned half of the farm. 812 00:38:36,214 --> 00:38:38,717 She didn't own half, she always hated weed, 813 00:38:38,717 --> 00:38:40,285 and she didn't do shit for the farm. 814 00:38:40,285 --> 00:38:42,888 He wouldn't give her half the farm, so I got sick 815 00:38:42,888 --> 00:38:44,222 of their fighting and decided to burn 816 00:38:44,222 --> 00:38:46,057 the whole stupid farm to the ground. 817 00:38:46,057 --> 00:38:48,827 And his sister was in the barn and she burned to death. 818 00:38:48,827 --> 00:38:51,062 Because you locked her in the barn 'cause she wouldn't 819 00:38:51,062 --> 00:38:53,799 do her weed chores 'cause she hated weed, too! 820 00:38:53,799 --> 00:38:56,001 Yes, she had a marijuana problem. 821 00:38:56,001 --> 00:38:58,537 And so his mother couldn't take the loss 822 00:38:58,537 --> 00:39:00,572 of Shelley and so she killed herself! 823 00:39:00,572 --> 00:39:02,273 Which is your fault. 824 00:39:02,273 --> 00:39:03,642 You were the one who 825 00:39:03,642 --> 00:39:04,876 burned the family business to the ground. 826 00:39:04,876 --> 00:39:06,378 You guys are hearing this, right? 827 00:39:08,447 --> 00:39:12,283 So, Kenny spends years researching time travel, 828 00:39:12,283 --> 00:39:14,185 then suddenly Kenny dies, 829 00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:16,655 and all his fellow scientists go missing. 830 00:39:16,655 --> 00:39:19,391 Just leaving behind a trail of blood. 831 00:39:19,391 --> 00:39:21,727 Seems like all of the scientists were murdered 832 00:39:21,727 --> 00:39:24,262 so that nobody could complete Kenny's work. 833 00:39:24,262 --> 00:39:25,764 All of them except one. 834 00:39:25,764 --> 00:39:27,666 In almost all this research, 835 00:39:27,666 --> 00:39:31,302 one name keeps popping up: Victor Chouce. 836 00:39:31,302 --> 00:39:34,473 It appears that Chouce was Kenny's right-hand man. 837 00:39:34,473 --> 00:39:36,141 But he was insane. 838 00:39:36,141 --> 00:39:38,276 He's been locked up for years inside a mental institution. 839 00:39:38,276 --> 00:39:40,612 Oh, come on. Now we're gonna start talking 840 00:39:40,612 --> 00:39:42,280 to certifiably crazy people? 841 00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:45,283 Crazy or not, we find this Victor Chouce 842 00:39:45,283 --> 00:39:48,286 and we find where Kenny hid the information. 843 00:39:56,027 --> 00:39:57,496 Yes. 844 00:39:57,496 --> 00:39:59,197 Yes, that is correct. 845 00:39:59,197 --> 00:40:02,200 Victor Chouce is one of our patients here. 846 00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:04,770 What is the nature of your inquiry? 847 00:40:04,770 --> 00:40:07,439 We have reason to believe that Victor Chouce 848 00:40:07,439 --> 00:40:10,341 can answer questions regarding our friend's death. 849 00:40:10,341 --> 00:40:12,377 Could you put him on the line please? 850 00:40:12,377 --> 00:40:14,646 I'm afraid that's impossible. 851 00:40:14,646 --> 00:40:19,017 Victor is too unstable for phone calls. They confuse him. 852 00:40:19,017 --> 00:40:22,087 Well, can we come talk to him in person then? 853 00:40:23,154 --> 00:40:25,691 Yes, I believe that could be arranged. 854 00:40:25,691 --> 00:40:28,727 As long as the proper protocols are met. 855 00:40:28,727 --> 00:40:32,030 Is everyone in your party vaccinated? 856 00:40:33,599 --> 00:40:34,866 No. 857 00:40:34,866 --> 00:40:36,935 Well, then I'm afraid we can't allow you 858 00:40:36,935 --> 00:40:38,436 into our facility. 859 00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:41,640 But-but we have to talk to him! It's urgent! 860 00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:42,908 What'd they say? 861 00:40:42,908 --> 00:40:44,309 They're not gonna let us see him! 862 00:40:44,309 --> 00:40:47,112 It's some kind of goddamn conspiracy! 863 00:40:57,055 --> 00:40:58,890 Listen to me, it's very simple. 864 00:40:58,890 --> 00:41:01,326 I need to take my dad out of here. 865 00:41:01,326 --> 00:41:02,561 He has to come with me. 866 00:41:02,561 --> 00:41:04,429 I'm afraid that's impossible. 867 00:41:04,429 --> 00:41:07,098 Senior citizens are in here to keep them safe. 868 00:41:07,098 --> 00:41:10,802 You know, it's the future-- we can't let old people die. 869 00:41:10,802 --> 00:41:13,338 -I told you, stupid. -Shut up, Dad. 870 00:41:13,338 --> 00:41:16,274 Look, there's a chance we can help fight this new variant. 871 00:41:16,274 --> 00:41:18,243 I just need him out for a couple hours 872 00:41:18,243 --> 00:41:19,745 so we can get something important. 873 00:41:19,745 --> 00:41:21,312 Well, why don't you just go get it? 874 00:41:21,312 --> 00:41:23,582 Because he won't tell me where it is because 875 00:41:23,582 --> 00:41:26,384 -he doesn't trust me. -Because he killed his mom. 876 00:41:27,152 --> 00:41:29,320 Look, I'm sorry, but this is the future. 877 00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:32,257 Nothing is more important than keeping old people alive. 878 00:41:32,257 --> 00:41:33,925 What if you took him out there and, God forbid, 879 00:41:33,925 --> 00:41:35,360 he crapped his pants? 880 00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:36,895 And then slipped on the old people diarrhea 881 00:41:36,895 --> 00:41:38,296 and hit his head? 882 00:41:38,296 --> 00:41:39,631 We'd have to shut down the entire country, 883 00:41:39,631 --> 00:41:40,699 for Christ's sake. 884 00:41:40,699 --> 00:41:42,668 Well, I guess that's it. 885 00:41:42,668 --> 00:41:45,236 Only one way out now. 886 00:41:48,574 --> 00:41:49,975 Kick him in the balls, Stan! 887 00:41:49,975 --> 00:41:51,442 -What?! -Kick him in the balls! 888 00:41:51,442 --> 00:41:53,779 -Come on, hurry! -Get your hands off of me! 889 00:41:53,779 --> 00:41:55,413 -Dad! -Goddamn it, Stan, 890 00:41:55,413 --> 00:41:58,416 kick his fucking balls so we can go! 891 00:41:58,416 --> 00:41:59,951 -Fuck! 892 00:41:59,951 --> 00:42:03,955 Okay, grab his keys! Grab his keys, you stupid ass! 893 00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:12,430 Warning. Warning. Old person has escaped. 894 00:42:12,430 --> 00:42:15,667 Old person has escaped. Warning. 895 00:42:25,210 --> 00:42:26,978 All of these documents we found in Kenny's lab 896 00:42:26,978 --> 00:42:29,815 referred to possible origins of the coronavirus. 897 00:42:29,815 --> 00:42:31,750 He wanted to go back and stop it. 898 00:42:31,750 --> 00:42:34,686 But to stop it, he had to figure out how to bend time. 899 00:42:34,686 --> 00:42:38,657 Exactly. There's notes-- years and years of research 900 00:42:38,657 --> 00:42:40,058 that Kenny compiled-- 901 00:42:40,058 --> 00:42:42,227 all on the possibilities of time travel. 902 00:42:42,227 --> 00:42:44,295 You silly girl. 903 00:42:44,295 --> 00:42:47,165 You, yes. Who's a little mister, yes. 904 00:42:47,165 --> 00:42:48,700 Who's a little hetzpah? 905 00:42:48,700 --> 00:42:50,301 Who's my little meshugana? 906 00:42:50,301 --> 00:42:51,837 Excuse me! 907 00:42:51,837 --> 00:42:53,438 Geez, sorry, Kyle. 908 00:42:53,438 --> 00:42:55,841 Kenny was researching the nature of space-time 909 00:42:55,841 --> 00:42:58,076 to see if some kind of bending was possible. 910 00:42:58,076 --> 00:43:01,079 But then suddenly, all the research just gets cut off. 911 00:43:01,079 --> 00:43:03,048 Because whoever made the pandemic happen 912 00:43:03,048 --> 00:43:05,316 killed Kenny before he could go back and stop it. 913 00:43:05,316 --> 00:43:07,686 Silly girl. Yes. 914 00:43:07,686 --> 00:43:09,888 Will you please knock it off?! 915 00:43:09,888 --> 00:43:11,489 What's the problem, Kyle? 916 00:43:11,489 --> 00:43:13,424 You know what you're doing, fat-ass! 917 00:43:13,424 --> 00:43:16,194 Goddamn it, why don't you lay off my fuckin' dad, Uncle Kyle! 918 00:43:16,194 --> 00:43:18,930 Moisha! He's never talked like that before. 919 00:43:18,930 --> 00:43:20,231 I'm sorry, Mom. It's just... 920 00:43:20,231 --> 00:43:22,600 Uncle Kyle, he makes me so crazy! 921 00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:24,469 That is not okay, Moisha. 922 00:43:24,469 --> 00:43:28,273 But it's true, Dad. Uncle Kyle makes me crazy, too! 923 00:43:28,273 --> 00:43:30,709 -Menorah! -Fuck you, Kyle. 924 00:43:30,709 --> 00:43:32,778 Hackelm! 925 00:43:32,778 --> 00:43:34,746 You guys, listen. In Kenny's work 926 00:43:34,746 --> 00:43:37,448 he talks about where he would hide important information. 927 00:43:37,448 --> 00:43:39,885 He says his friends will always know where to look 928 00:43:39,885 --> 00:43:42,620 if they just think like kids again. 929 00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:45,657 Think like kids again... 930 00:43:46,725 --> 00:43:49,527 I know where Kenny hid what we're looking for. 931 00:43:49,527 --> 00:43:51,897 It's up his ass. 932 00:43:57,535 --> 00:43:59,037 Who's the broad? 933 00:43:59,037 --> 00:44:01,239 That's just my Alexa. 934 00:44:02,107 --> 00:44:03,608 That's the best you could do, huh? 935 00:44:03,608 --> 00:44:04,910 Is it even the new one? 936 00:44:04,910 --> 00:44:07,445 -Excuse me? -Just ignore him. 937 00:44:08,313 --> 00:44:10,348 Okay, fine, there's a new upgrade available 938 00:44:10,348 --> 00:44:11,983 for your Amazon Prime membership. 939 00:44:11,983 --> 00:44:13,451 Would you like to know more? 940 00:44:13,451 --> 00:44:14,886 Not now, please. 941 00:44:14,886 --> 00:44:17,655 Okay, so I guess just fuck me, then? 942 00:44:19,424 --> 00:44:21,326 Uh-huh. 943 00:44:37,608 --> 00:44:40,245 This was once such a magical place. 944 00:44:40,245 --> 00:44:42,080 Can we just get this over with? 945 00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:43,648 I don't want to be here. 946 00:44:43,648 --> 00:44:45,250 You think I want to be here? 947 00:44:45,250 --> 00:44:48,319 This is where I lost everything that I cared about! 948 00:44:48,319 --> 00:44:50,488 And your mom and your sister! 949 00:44:56,995 --> 00:44:59,030 Dad, there's nothing here. 950 00:45:00,031 --> 00:45:01,199 Dad? 951 00:45:01,199 --> 00:45:02,934 I think I can trust you now, Stan. 952 00:45:02,934 --> 00:45:06,838 It's time for you to learn what your friend Kenny was after. 953 00:45:06,838 --> 00:45:10,208 When the pandemic started, you were only a kid. 954 00:45:10,208 --> 00:45:13,644 You don't remember the pain we all went through. 955 00:45:13,644 --> 00:45:14,980 Yeah, I do. 956 00:45:14,980 --> 00:45:17,883 We as Americans went through so much. 957 00:45:17,883 --> 00:45:22,220 First, that incompetent jack-hole was elected president. 958 00:45:22,220 --> 00:45:25,723 Then the pandemic came, and then the race wars. 959 00:45:25,723 --> 00:45:29,795 And then just when it seemed like we'd turned a corner, 960 00:45:29,795 --> 00:45:35,200 Space Jam 2 came out, and we all just kind of gave up. 961 00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:38,703 What we lost, Stan, was our Tegridy. 962 00:45:38,703 --> 00:45:40,906 But it was all by design. 963 00:45:40,906 --> 00:45:42,974 They needed us to lose it. 964 00:45:42,974 --> 00:45:44,242 Who did? 965 00:45:44,242 --> 00:45:46,878 Who would want us to lose our optimism 966 00:45:46,878 --> 00:45:49,314 and start fighting with each other? 967 00:45:49,314 --> 00:45:50,215 China. 968 00:45:50,215 --> 00:45:53,251 -China? -China. 969 00:45:53,251 --> 00:45:55,486 They're the superpower now. 970 00:45:55,486 --> 00:45:58,456 The future is totally theirs and we let it happen. 971 00:45:58,456 --> 00:46:01,092 A man in China had sex with a pangolin 972 00:46:01,092 --> 00:46:04,062 and that started COVID. That man was me. 973 00:46:04,062 --> 00:46:05,596 So I knew how to go back 974 00:46:05,596 --> 00:46:07,098 and stop them from taking over... 975 00:46:07,098 --> 00:46:08,800 Wait, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait. 976 00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:10,501 You started COVID? 977 00:46:10,501 --> 00:46:12,503 Yes, but that's besides the point. 978 00:46:12,503 --> 00:46:14,840 China used me like they used us all. 979 00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:17,909 So I came up with a way to help everyone fight back. 980 00:46:17,909 --> 00:46:20,311 A special Tegridy weed. 981 00:46:21,279 --> 00:46:22,747 You had sex with a pangolin 982 00:46:22,747 --> 00:46:25,683 in China and started the whole pandemic?! 983 00:46:25,683 --> 00:46:27,919 Will you listen to what I'm saying?! 984 00:46:27,919 --> 00:46:30,721 Gal! I worked to create more Tegridy, 985 00:46:30,721 --> 00:46:33,591 but China did everything they could to stop me. 986 00:46:33,591 --> 00:46:35,326 They even got to my son. 987 00:46:35,326 --> 00:46:38,329 Who burned all of Tegridy Farms to the ground. 988 00:46:38,329 --> 00:46:40,665 But what you didn't even know 989 00:46:40,665 --> 00:46:44,069 was that I had secretly created a new strain of weed. 990 00:46:44,069 --> 00:46:48,173 A weed so powerful, I couldn't even call it a special. 991 00:46:48,173 --> 00:46:50,375 It was more like an event. 992 00:46:50,375 --> 00:46:53,011 I hid it away all these years. 993 00:46:53,011 --> 00:46:57,715 And now it... is the key to saving us all. 994 00:47:07,358 --> 00:47:09,327 -Where the fuck is it? -What? 995 00:47:09,327 --> 00:47:12,597 The Tegridy Weed Special Event! Where the fuck is it?! 996 00:47:12,597 --> 00:47:14,165 I don't know, Dad! 997 00:47:14,165 --> 00:47:16,601 They got it. They took it! 998 00:47:16,601 --> 00:47:18,536 There's even fresh footprints on the ground! 999 00:47:18,536 --> 00:47:20,138 Oh, Jesus! 1000 00:47:20,138 --> 00:47:22,273 So maybe it wasn't the Chinese. 1001 00:47:22,273 --> 00:47:26,377 Yeah, no, it was definitely the Chinese. Oh, God. 1002 00:47:26,377 --> 00:47:30,048 That was it! That was the very last bit of Tegridy! 1003 00:47:30,048 --> 00:47:32,984 The only other thing I had were some seeds that I hid 1004 00:47:32,984 --> 00:47:36,922 up my ass, but they took them from me at the old folks home! 1005 00:47:36,922 --> 00:47:38,990 Wait a minute. What did you say? 1006 00:47:38,990 --> 00:47:42,093 I said they took them from me at the old folks home. 1007 00:47:42,093 --> 00:47:43,294 No, before that. 1008 00:47:43,294 --> 00:47:46,764 Oh. I said I hid 'em up my ass. 1009 00:47:46,764 --> 00:47:51,002 Jesus. It's so simple. How did we not get it? 1010 00:47:51,002 --> 00:47:53,138 Alexa, start the car! 1011 00:47:54,072 --> 00:47:56,307 There's no point now, son! 1012 00:47:56,307 --> 00:47:58,209 It's all gone. 1013 00:47:58,209 --> 00:48:01,512 It's all lost. All lost. 1014 00:48:01,512 --> 00:48:02,232 Randy. 1015 00:48:04,849 --> 00:48:05,569 Randy. 1016 00:48:07,885 --> 00:48:08,605 Ah...? 1017 00:48:10,121 --> 00:48:12,590 ICU, please. Blue Team, ICU. 1018 00:48:18,729 --> 00:48:20,698 "Un-cle Kyle." 1019 00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:25,803 "Uncle Kyle." Say it, Hackelm. 1020 00:48:27,072 --> 00:48:31,109 -"Uncle Kyle." -Fuck you, Kyle. 1021 00:48:31,109 --> 00:48:34,812 No, no, no. "Uncle Kyle." 1022 00:48:34,812 --> 00:48:36,181 Fuck you, Kyle. 1023 00:48:38,383 --> 00:48:40,318 We're so sorry about this. 1024 00:48:43,221 --> 00:48:47,792 "Uncle. Uncle Kyle." 1025 00:48:48,859 --> 00:48:50,761 Fuck you, Uncle Kyle! 1026 00:48:50,761 --> 00:48:52,163 Hey, that was better. 1027 00:48:52,163 --> 00:48:54,099 It isn't gonna work. The hospital says 1028 00:48:54,099 --> 00:48:56,134 we don't have authorization to see Kenny's remains. 1029 00:48:56,134 --> 00:48:57,435 What?! 1030 00:48:57,435 --> 00:48:59,070 Sounds like someone doesn't want us 1031 00:48:59,070 --> 00:49:01,539 to see Kenny's remains. 'Cause we might find the truth. 1032 00:49:01,539 --> 00:49:03,474 There has to be a way for us to get in there. 1033 00:49:03,474 --> 00:49:05,843 -Ha ha. Fuck you, Uncle Kyle! -Hackelm. 1034 00:49:05,843 --> 00:49:08,179 What the hell are you guys doing here? 1035 00:49:08,846 --> 00:49:10,948 -Stan? -What are you doing here? 1036 00:49:10,948 --> 00:49:13,451 I've been trying to find out who killed Kenny. 1037 00:49:13,451 --> 00:49:16,054 I think I know where he stored the information. 1038 00:49:16,054 --> 00:49:17,255 BOTH: It's in his asshole. 1039 00:49:17,255 --> 00:49:18,689 -Yes. -Well, it doesn't matter. 1040 00:49:18,689 --> 00:49:20,291 They won't let us into the morgue. 1041 00:49:20,291 --> 00:49:22,027 Yeah, that's because you guys don't think. 1042 00:49:22,027 --> 00:49:23,394 Excuse me? We need to examine 1043 00:49:23,394 --> 00:49:25,430 the remains of Dr. McCormick right away. 1044 00:49:25,430 --> 00:49:27,065 Like I told the others, 1045 00:49:27,065 --> 00:49:30,001 only certified medical personnel are allowed to examine cadavers. 1046 00:49:30,001 --> 00:49:31,702 Stan Marsh, consultant 1047 00:49:31,702 --> 00:49:34,639 for Post-Modem Beveragetainment Online Services. 1048 00:49:35,873 --> 00:49:37,875 One moment, Doctor. 1049 00:49:37,875 --> 00:49:39,677 This is highly unorthodox. 1050 00:49:39,677 --> 00:49:42,147 We don't normally allow outsiders into the morgue. 1051 00:49:42,147 --> 00:49:46,251 That's understandable, Doctor, but luckily I am orthodox. 1052 00:49:46,251 --> 00:49:48,386 I don't think this is suitable for children. 1053 00:49:48,386 --> 00:49:50,721 You guys go. You were the closest to him. 1054 00:49:50,721 --> 00:49:52,857 We'll stay back and watch the kids. 1055 00:49:54,859 --> 00:49:56,627 I'm sorry we can't supply any chin diapers. 1056 00:49:56,627 --> 00:49:58,629 Just maintain social distance. 1057 00:49:58,629 --> 00:50:00,398 Middle cabinet, second from the bottom. 1058 00:50:17,448 --> 00:50:19,117 Hello, old friend. 1059 00:50:20,951 --> 00:50:22,420 Ah, come on! 1060 00:50:25,423 --> 00:50:27,292 Well, let's get him... 1061 00:50:27,292 --> 00:50:28,759 turned over. 1062 00:50:33,464 --> 00:50:34,732 Somebody's got to look. 1063 00:50:34,732 --> 00:50:36,501 I'm not reaching up Kenny's ass. 1064 00:50:36,501 --> 00:50:38,035 Well, somebody has to. 1065 00:50:38,035 --> 00:50:39,604 -Cartman, go ahead. -No, I can't do it. 1066 00:50:39,604 --> 00:50:40,938 If anyone should reach up Kenny's ass, 1067 00:50:40,938 --> 00:50:42,373 it should be you, Kyle. 1068 00:50:42,373 --> 00:50:44,109 I thought you were his fucking "best friend." 1069 00:50:44,109 --> 00:50:47,078 I was his best friend, but I am also married, 1070 00:50:47,078 --> 00:50:49,514 so I can't be fingering people's buttholes. 1071 00:50:49,514 --> 00:50:51,949 God, you guys fucking suck. I'll just do it. 1072 00:50:51,949 --> 00:50:54,219 Just like I always had to fix fucking everything else! 1073 00:51:00,057 --> 00:51:01,992 You did not "fucking fix everything," 1074 00:51:01,992 --> 00:51:04,829 you just started acting like everyone else was stupid. 1075 00:51:04,829 --> 00:51:07,765 Oh, really? Because they were acting stupid? 1076 00:51:07,765 --> 00:51:10,168 Yeah, because you got all self-righteous about everything. 1077 00:51:10,168 --> 00:51:12,603 -I got self-righteous? -Yeah, you got self-righteous. 1078 00:51:12,603 --> 00:51:14,639 Do you know what fucking sanctimonious means? 1079 00:51:14,639 --> 00:51:16,641 No, Kyle, why don't you fucking tell me 1080 00:51:16,641 --> 00:51:18,343 what fucking sanctimonious means. 1081 00:51:18,343 --> 00:51:19,844 See, this is exactly how you acted when 1082 00:51:19,844 --> 00:51:21,612 -the pandemic started to... -Wait! 1083 00:51:21,612 --> 00:51:22,680 Hold on. 1084 00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:25,116 -We've got it. 1085 00:51:29,354 --> 00:51:30,821 -Oh, my God. -What? 1086 00:51:30,821 --> 00:51:34,091 It's got shit on it. That's dead people shit. 1087 00:51:39,964 --> 00:51:41,566 What are you working on, Clyde? 1088 00:51:41,566 --> 00:51:43,568 I'm going through Kenny's journals again 1089 00:51:43,568 --> 00:51:45,136 to try to find some answers. 1090 00:51:45,136 --> 00:51:47,938 Seems like we just keep hitting dead ends, you know? 1091 00:51:47,938 --> 00:51:50,241 I'm just tired and I want to go home. 1092 00:51:50,241 --> 00:51:52,843 I know. I'm exhausted, too. 1093 00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:58,249 You want to maybe do a little bump? 1094 00:51:58,249 --> 00:51:59,484 Huh? 1095 00:51:59,484 --> 00:52:00,851 I was just-- 1096 00:52:00,851 --> 00:52:03,454 I've got some coke and I thought we could... 1097 00:52:03,454 --> 00:52:05,723 I don't know, do you want to party? 1098 00:52:06,657 --> 00:52:08,259 Fuck yes, I want to party. 1099 00:52:08,259 --> 00:52:09,760 -Really? -Fuck yes. 1100 00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:11,662 Oh, I'm so glad you're down. 1101 00:52:11,662 --> 00:52:13,731 Nobody else is even cool enough for me to ask. 1102 00:52:13,731 --> 00:52:15,466 It's pretty good shit, too. 1103 00:52:15,466 --> 00:52:18,603 Oh, man. Thank God. 1104 00:52:18,603 --> 00:52:19,870 Thank God I brought this. Here ya go. 1105 00:52:19,870 --> 00:52:22,673 Fuck yes. Let's fucking party. 1106 00:52:23,974 --> 00:52:25,109 Wait a minute. 1107 00:52:26,010 --> 00:52:28,279 -What is this really? -What do you mean? 1108 00:52:28,279 --> 00:52:31,516 This isn't cocaine, it's the COVID vaccine, isn't it?! 1109 00:52:31,516 --> 00:52:34,151 I'm not putting that shit in my body! 1110 00:52:34,151 --> 00:52:35,886 Forget it, guys, it didn't work. 1111 00:52:37,455 --> 00:52:40,124 You guys were gonna trick me into taking the vaccine?! 1112 00:52:40,124 --> 00:52:42,327 Goddamn it, Clyde, we want to get out of here! 1113 00:52:42,327 --> 00:52:45,563 My body is a temple and I'm not taking that shit! 1114 00:52:45,563 --> 00:52:47,798 Let's just face it, guys, it's over. 1115 00:52:47,798 --> 00:52:50,134 We're never going to find what Kenny was after. 1116 00:52:50,134 --> 00:52:52,437 Whoever controls the world and killed our friend 1117 00:52:52,437 --> 00:52:54,104 is just gonna get away with it. 1118 00:52:54,104 --> 00:52:55,706 KYLE: Not so fast! 1119 00:52:57,942 --> 00:53:01,312 We did it! We found Kenny's hidden information! 1120 00:53:01,312 --> 00:53:03,248 -You did? -And now we can finally 1121 00:53:03,248 --> 00:53:04,249 learn the truth! 1122 00:53:04,249 --> 00:53:05,650 Whoever Kenny was after, 1123 00:53:05,650 --> 00:53:08,219 we are gonna take those fuckers down! 1124 00:53:11,656 --> 00:53:15,860 The date is November 3rd. It is 2:07 p.m. 1125 00:53:15,860 --> 00:53:18,296 Dr. Kenneth McCormick will now be 1126 00:53:18,296 --> 00:53:20,331 attempting to travel back in time. 1127 00:53:20,331 --> 00:53:24,469 In order to stop the COVID pandemic from ever happening. 1128 00:53:25,270 --> 00:53:26,170 He did it? 1129 00:53:26,170 --> 00:53:27,638 Dr. McCormick believes 1130 00:53:27,638 --> 00:53:28,639 that going back 1131 00:53:28,639 --> 00:53:30,107 is the only way 1132 00:53:30,107 --> 00:53:32,810 to stop the people who have ruined the future. 1133 00:53:32,810 --> 00:53:35,413 In the event of Dr. McCormick's death, 1134 00:53:35,413 --> 00:53:37,315 he wants everyone to know the group 1135 00:53:37,315 --> 00:53:39,784 that is responsible for the way things are. 1136 00:53:39,784 --> 00:53:42,487 It is, "My three dickhead friends, 1137 00:53:42,487 --> 00:53:44,989 Stan, Kyle and Cartman." 1138 00:53:45,990 --> 00:53:46,724 What?! 1139 00:53:46,724 --> 00:53:48,526 Dr. McCormick says 1140 00:53:48,526 --> 00:53:50,728 that these three completely ruined everything 1141 00:53:50,728 --> 00:53:53,097 when they let COVID break up their friendship 1142 00:53:53,097 --> 00:53:56,401 and became argumentative, combative, pessimistic assholes. 1143 00:53:59,103 --> 00:54:01,005 He says he hopes you guys are watching this. 1144 00:54:05,910 --> 00:54:08,212 He spent his whole life trying to fix your broship 1145 00:54:08,212 --> 00:54:10,214 and then realized this was the only way, 1146 00:54:10,214 --> 00:54:11,682 'cause you guys suck. 1147 00:54:11,682 --> 00:54:14,385 -The sequence is active! 1148 00:54:14,385 --> 00:54:16,554 The historic moment is here! 1149 00:54:16,554 --> 00:54:18,356 Godspeed, Dr. McCormick! 1150 00:54:19,957 --> 00:54:23,160 Wait! Dr. McCormick, you forgot your chin diaper! 1151 00:54:24,495 --> 00:54:26,030 Something's wrong! 1152 00:54:53,424 --> 00:54:56,160 All this time, the bad guys we were after, 1153 00:54:56,160 --> 00:55:00,865 who Kenny said ruined the future, was you guys? 1154 00:55:00,865 --> 00:55:03,167 Wendy, I've been trying not to say anything but... 1155 00:55:03,167 --> 00:55:06,170 your friends are all kind of douchebags. 1156 00:55:10,207 --> 00:55:11,509 Kenny was right. 1157 00:55:11,509 --> 00:55:13,678 All this time, we've been trying to figure out 1158 00:55:13,678 --> 00:55:16,347 whose fault this all was. 1159 00:55:16,347 --> 00:55:18,282 It was our fault. 1160 00:55:18,282 --> 00:55:20,518 I remember when we were kids. 1161 00:55:20,518 --> 00:55:23,087 We were so optimistic. 1162 00:55:23,087 --> 00:55:26,857 We lost that. We lost our sense of fun. 1163 00:55:26,857 --> 00:55:29,226 Our sense of humor. 1164 00:55:29,226 --> 00:55:32,229 Maybe the pandemic was a big test. 1165 00:55:32,229 --> 00:55:34,765 And we all failed. 1166 00:55:34,765 --> 00:55:37,301 Let's face it, guys. 1167 00:55:37,301 --> 00:55:39,336 We killed Kenny. 1168 00:55:42,607 --> 00:55:44,141 Yeah. Kenny was right. 1169 00:55:44,141 --> 00:55:46,911 Back in the old days, we wouldn't give up like this. 1170 00:55:46,911 --> 00:55:48,813 We would have just set out to save our friend, 1171 00:55:48,813 --> 00:55:50,881 no matter how impossible it seemed. 1172 00:55:50,881 --> 00:55:52,850 What we would have done-- 1173 00:55:52,850 --> 00:55:54,485 and what we should have done then-- 1174 00:55:54,485 --> 00:55:56,387 was double down on our respect 1175 00:55:56,387 --> 00:55:59,156 and our love for one another and fight through it 1176 00:55:59,156 --> 00:56:01,592 instead of fighting with each other. 1177 00:56:01,592 --> 00:56:03,327 We can save Kenny. 1178 00:56:03,327 --> 00:56:05,062 We just have to finish his work. 1179 00:56:05,062 --> 00:56:07,665 How? We don't know anything about quantum physics 1180 00:56:07,665 --> 00:56:09,266 and time travel. 1181 00:56:09,266 --> 00:56:12,837 I don't know how. But we start by believing. 1182 00:56:12,837 --> 00:56:15,773 In each other and in what is yet to come. 1183 00:56:15,773 --> 00:56:19,309 We have to go back to being those kids we once were. 1184 00:56:19,309 --> 00:56:22,880 Even if it means calling Jesus or Santa. 1185 00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:24,715 Come on, guys, we've got work to do! 1186 00:56:24,715 --> 00:56:27,652 Sounds good. I'll be right back. 1187 00:56:29,654 --> 00:56:31,388 Moisha, Hackelm, kids, get your things. 1188 00:56:31,388 --> 00:56:32,490 We need to go now. 1189 00:56:32,490 --> 00:56:33,958 What's going on, Dad? 1190 00:56:33,958 --> 00:56:36,160 Your Uncle Kyle wants to go back and change things. 1191 00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:38,596 He's going to try and change the past. 1192 00:56:38,596 --> 00:56:41,198 But I like things the way they are. 1193 00:56:41,198 --> 00:56:44,168 Me too, Dad. Do you think he'll be able to do it? 1194 00:56:44,168 --> 00:56:45,736 No, kids. 1195 00:56:45,736 --> 00:56:47,572 Fuck Uncle Kyle. 1196 00:56:47,572 --> 00:56:48,706 BOTH: Yay! 1197 00:56:48,706 --> 00:56:50,808 -Yay, Daddy! -Fuck Uncle Kyle! 1198 00:56:54,679 --> 00:56:56,914 It wasn't supposed to be like this. 1199 00:56:56,914 --> 00:57:00,084 People were supposed to get kinder in the future. 1200 00:57:00,918 --> 00:57:03,554 I'm so sorry what happened to both of you. 1201 00:57:03,554 --> 00:57:06,390 It wasn't your fault, Randy. 1202 00:57:06,390 --> 00:57:08,759 It was all Stan's fault. 1203 00:57:08,759 --> 00:57:12,396 Yes, it was all Stan's fault. 1204 00:57:13,197 --> 00:57:15,332 Thanks for saying that, you guys. 1205 00:57:15,332 --> 00:57:17,868 I'm sorry Stan sucks so hard sometimes. 1206 00:57:17,868 --> 00:57:20,270 Don't give up, Randy. 1207 00:57:20,270 --> 00:57:22,239 Humanity needs you. 1208 00:57:22,239 --> 00:57:22,989 No! 1209 00:57:24,041 --> 00:57:26,176 I can't do it alone! 1210 00:57:26,176 --> 00:57:29,747 How can things possibly go back to the way they were? 1211 00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:44,361 It can't be. 1212 00:57:44,361 --> 00:57:45,830 It's impossible. 1213 00:57:48,165 --> 00:57:52,436 It's the last little sprout of Tegridy. 1214 00:57:58,442 --> 00:58:00,611 I have to get you somewhere safe. 1215 00:58:00,611 --> 00:58:03,047 We have a lot of work to do. 1216 00:58:23,934 --> 00:58:28,072 We just had another call asking to speak with Victor Chouce. 1217 00:58:28,072 --> 00:58:31,008 You're quite a popular man, Victor. 1218 00:58:34,444 --> 00:58:37,114 I wonder what all the fuss is about. 1219 00:58:40,117 --> 00:58:43,788 Don't feel like talking, huh? 1220 00:58:43,788 --> 00:58:46,123 You will. 1221 00:58:49,026 --> 00:58:51,328 We are all, you and me 1222 00:58:51,328 --> 00:58:55,132 We are all living in the future 1223 00:58:55,132 --> 00:58:57,568 We can't get stuff 'cause boats are late 1224 00:58:57,568 --> 00:59:01,872 And nobody's working in the future 1225 00:59:03,841 --> 00:59:08,145 They don't sell tostadas anymore at Taco Bell 1226 00:59:08,145 --> 00:59:10,380 Welcome to the future 1227 00:59:11,315 --> 00:59:12,917 In the future 1228 00:59:14,318 --> 00:59:16,854 We are living in the future 1229 00:59:17,955 --> 00:59:20,090 It's the future 1230 00:59:21,058 --> 00:59:23,260 We're living in the future. 1231 00:59:27,030 --> 01:09:28,530 Subtransl.ed balloumowgly